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Lito, teška kalada i omarina brez refula bave, more uskuvalo, vrime o'fjake. Ladna piva oli bevanda lize ka' likarija. Sedimo, boje reč va'jamo se po katridan kafića u lučicu, nikor beside ne govori, svit tumida, a deboto polak nji podan tende mrvu i zapižolota. Vidin priko okviri od očali ništo velo, crljeno gre prema nan. Doša je Ček u veštit za norit su zračnon puškon za podmore da mu svituju kako se napinje strila.

Svi se ujedanput uzvrtili, veli ribari pušku študjadu, a nikor ne zna kako forcu nabit i strilu zadit jerbo brez tlaka nima ni pucanja. Ovod ništo ni po zanatu, nima punpete ni ventila, siguro je zjogatula o duzine. Urtalo me, daj tu pušku ovamo, ona va'ja ma vi neva'jate, na vrj jema ka falši čep koji se okrene po' volta livo i onda punpa sama skoči vanka.

Potrošija arju

Učinen to i napunpan dvajst puti, meknen strilu da škroka, zakočin i dan Čeku. Evo ti i ka' ujdeš u more tamo na po mula iza tuša di nima svita largaj ovu manicu od kočnice pa udri meštre po babican. Ni pasalo po' ure ka' jopet Ček stoji prida me.

Potrošija je arju u cilindar, skrivija osti na bovane i zadija veli kacamarin pa ga nemore skalat. Doži pane pomozi, ajde još ovi put ću ti sve kazat, ovako se punpa, ovako natiže, kacamarina skineš nogon, a krive osti utiraš u bužu o škrape i kontraš za izdricat.

Jopet se pušto zafaliva i nako ka' pingvin šlampavo odgega klapajući s perajan, a maska mu se sva zamaglila da se čudin da je išta i vidija. Ušuškan se u fjaku ka' me prene nika deračina po vrju mula tamo izad tuša.

En ti tovara prajca da nije Ček pogodija koju babu oli penšjunata ča se točaje, moga bi i mene u nesriću utirat jerbo san mu ja pušku pripravija. Ovo je mirakul viče stari Jure, znaš da je oni furešti udrija lubina o' priko pe' kili.

Zbilja za nevirovat

Eno skače po mulu skupa šnjin, boru se ka' u boks skupilo se svita kada je fešta. Je zbilja za nevirovat, ni plivat deboto nezna, na masku ne vidi, dubina do ispod kolin, prvi put je pušku u ruku vazeja, a da je ni duperat sam nemore i omar udre kapitalca. Ja svitu mislin da se oti lubin njemu sam na strilu zaletija za dišpet van velin ribarima, da van grašu vadi i đeložiju čini.

Niki se i ofendili, drugi svece s neba kalaju, jedan je ženu svoju u onu stvar posla inšoma dela šoma Ček je rekord srušija, a da ni sam nezna kako. Nosi onega lubina po mulu ka' batištrada i viče: užasni pastrmki, a poza njin ga cila svita slidi.

Sad se škapulaji...

Čestitan šjor Ček, došli ste ča se reče sutra i omar ni kriv ni dužan rekord lučice sorili. Grli me, a ja ga sve turan da me po tleju ne privali. E sa' bi on omar lubina ispeka, da kako će ga očistit, di more oganj užgat, gradele zajat. Jebi ga moj profešur sa' ka' si se u govna uvalija, sa' se škapulaji i fala ti Bože sitin se dobitnega konbinacjuna. Ajde skini te peraje i veštit, obući košuju, vazmi lubina i slidi me, nikako mu na mote špjegan.

Odveja san ga u jedan restoran tot na par minuti daleko i nas dva skupa s onon beštjon drito u kužinu. Ko je ovod glavni i javi se niki debeli, već vidin di lubina miri. Zdravi bili, ovi furešti je nima deset minuti ovod na mul u lučicu peška ovu zvir, znamo ja i vi koliko vridi. Ovako ćemo učinit, Ček bi tija pečenu ribu.

Vazmite za se lubina, a njemu i ženi ispečite dvi komarče porcijašice, dajte in stanjadu barbavic na šug, po pijat crnega rižota i botilju crnjaka neka se izguštaju. Jemate vi tot svoju računicu, refat će te da bi tri puta toko.

Ispa lipi tejatar

Čovik je bija kuntenat i još nas je i ladnon travaricon počastija. Jo kako san ovo dobro sparića, svi kuntenti, namireni, ja materijala za svoju štoriju jeman i sa' doma na obid gren mrvu mira nać. Od onega lešavanja jutros na kraj je ovo lipi tejatar ispa. Ni me bilo u lučicu par dan, lito me odvelo na drugu bandu u jednu lipu trogirsku valu mušule guštat.

A di si, nima te. Oni te Ček iska dva dana i prin vengo je iša ostavija ti je ništo u kafić i pušto se zafaliva da si mu šug cilemu litovanju učinija.

Ispod šanka me čekala baksa češke škure pive u latene važe i mogu van reč da je zaraj nje zlata mirita cili oni konfužjun s Čekon. Ispalo je da je i meni to najboji ulov u cilo lito bija, a da tunju nisan ni kala u more. I ča je najvažnije svi su ga vidili, đeloži bili, a oni ča miritaju bome i provali, ladno češko crno.

Neka se zna kakove kapitalce profešur na puntu o'fjake lovi.
 

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Lito, teška kalada i omarina brez refula bave, more uskuvalo, vrime o'fjake. Ladna piva oli bevanda lize ka' likarija. Sedimo, boje reč va'jamo se po katridan kafića u lučicu, nikor beside ne govori, svit tumida, a deboto polak nji podan tende mrvu i zapižolota. Vidin priko okviri od očali ništo velo, crljeno gre prema nan. Doša je Ček u veštit za norit su zračnon puškon za podmore da mu svituju kako se napinje strila.

Svi se ujedanput uzvrtili, veli ribari pušku študjadu, a nikor ne zna kako forcu nabit i strilu zadit jerbo brez tlaka nima ni pucanja. Ovod ništo ni po zanatu, nima punpete ni ventila, siguro je zjogatula o duzine. Urtalo me, daj tu pušku ovamo, ona va'ja ma vi neva'jate, na vrj jema ka falši čep koji se okrene po' volta livo i onda punpa sama skoči vanka.

Potrošija arju

Učinen to i napunpan dvajst puti, meknen strilu da škroka, zakočin i dan Čeku. Evo ti i ka' ujdeš u more tamo na po mula iza tuša di nima svita largaj ovu manicu od kočnice pa udri meštre po babican. Ni pasalo po' ure ka' jopet Ček stoji prida me.

Potrošija je arju u cilindar, skrivija osti na bovane i zadija veli kacamarin pa ga nemore skalat. Doži pane pomozi, ajde još ovi put ću ti sve kazat, ovako se punpa, ovako natiže, kacamarina skineš nogon, a krive osti utiraš u bužu o škrape i kontraš za izdricat.

Jopet se pušto zafaliva i nako ka' pingvin šlampavo odgega klapajući s perajan, a maska mu se sva zamaglila da se čudin da je išta i vidija. Ušuškan se u fjaku ka' me prene nika deračina po vrju mula tamo izad tuša.

En ti tovara prajca da nije Ček pogodija koju babu oli penšjunata ča se točaje, moga bi i mene u nesriću utirat jerbo san mu ja pušku pripravija. Ovo je mirakul viče stari Jure, znaš da je oni furešti udrija lubina o' priko pe' kili.

Zbilja za nevirovat

Eno skače po mulu skupa šnjin, boru se ka' u boks skupilo se svita kada je fešta. Je zbilja za nevirovat, ni plivat deboto nezna, na masku ne vidi, dubina do ispod kolin, prvi put je pušku u ruku vazeja, a da je ni duperat sam nemore i omar udre kapitalca. Ja svitu mislin da se oti lubin njemu sam na strilu zaletija za dišpet van velin ribarima, da van grašu vadi i đeložiju čini.

Niki se i ofendili, drugi svece s neba kalaju, jedan je ženu svoju u onu stvar posla inšoma dela šoma Ček je rekord srušija, a da ni sam nezna kako. Nosi onega lubina po mulu ka' batištrada i viče: užasni pastrmki, a poza njin ga cila svita slidi.

Sad se škapulaji...

Čestitan šjor Ček, došli ste ča se reče sutra i omar ni kriv ni dužan rekord lučice sorili. Grli me, a ja ga sve turan da me po tleju ne privali. E sa' bi on omar lubina ispeka, da kako će ga očistit, di more oganj užgat, gradele zajat. Jebi ga moj profešur sa' ka' si se u govna uvalija, sa' se škapulaji i fala ti Bože sitin se dobitnega konbinacjuna. Ajde skini te peraje i veštit, obući košuju, vazmi lubina i slidi me, nikako mu na mote špjegan.

Odveja san ga u jedan restoran tot na par minuti daleko i nas dva skupa s onon beštjon drito u kužinu. Ko je ovod glavni i javi se niki debeli, već vidin di lubina miri. Zdravi bili, ovi furešti je nima deset minuti ovod na mul u lučicu peška ovu zvir, znamo ja i vi koliko vridi. Ovako ćemo učinit, Ček bi tija pečenu ribu.

Vazmite za se lubina, a njemu i ženi ispečite dvi komarče porcijašice, dajte in stanjadu barbavic na šug, po pijat crnega rižota i botilju crnjaka neka se izguštaju. Jemate vi tot svoju računicu, refat će te da bi tri puta toko.

Ispa lipi tejatar

Čovik je bija kuntenat i još nas je i ladnon travaricon počastija. Jo kako san ovo dobro sparića, svi kuntenti, namireni, ja materijala za svoju štoriju jeman i sa' doma na obid gren mrvu mira nać. Od onega lešavanja jutros na kraj je ovo lipi tejatar ispa. Ni me bilo u lučicu par dan, lito me odvelo na drugu bandu u jednu lipu trogirsku valu mušule guštat.

A di si, nima te. Oni te Ček iska dva dana i prin vengo je iša ostavija ti je ništo u kafić i pušto se zafaliva da si mu šug cilemu litovanju učinija.

Ispod šanka me čekala baksa češke škure pive u latene važe i mogu van reč da je zaraj nje zlata mirita cili oni konfužjun s Čekon. Ispalo je da je i meni to najboji ulov u cilo lito bija, a da tunju nisan ni kala u more. I ča je najvažnije svi su ga vidili, đeloži bili, a oni ča miritaju bome i provali, ladno češko crno.

Neka se zna kakove kapitalce profešur na puntu o'fjake lovi.
 

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Priče čitateljaČeški norioc i lubin samoubojica: ‘Prene me nika deračina, en ti tovara prajca da nije pogodija koju babu ča se točaje, moga bi i mene u nesriću utirat...‘

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Lito, teška kalada i omarina brez refula bave, more uskuvalo, vrime o'fjake. Ladna piva oli bevanda lize ka' likarija. Sedimo, boje reč va'jamo se po katridan kafića u lučicu, nikor beside ne govori, svit tumida, a deboto polak nji podan tende mrvu i zapižolota. Vidin priko okviri od očali ništo velo, crljeno gre prema nan. Doša je Ček u veštit za norit su zračnon puškon za podmore da mu svituju kako se napinje strila.

Svi se ujedanput uzvrtili, veli ribari pušku študjadu, a nikor ne zna kako forcu nabit i strilu zadit jerbo brez tlaka nima ni pucanja. Ovod ništo ni po zanatu, nima punpete ni ventila, siguro je zjogatula o duzine. Urtalo me, daj tu pušku ovamo, ona va'ja ma vi neva'jate, na vrj jema ka falši čep koji se okrene po' volta livo i onda punpa sama skoči...

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